Lyrics
When you’re dating a Aries Keep up or get outta the way But when you date a Taurus At home’s where they wanna stay Watch out for the Gemini They’re the type who like to flirt Better treat a Leo well or They’ll leave you in the dirt I’ve studied my astrology So imagine my surprise When I asked a woman her sign She looked deep into my eyes And this was her reply I’m slippery, when wet and Dangerous curves ahead This is a one way street Watch out this end is dead Buddy I’m warning you So STOP or you’ll soon learn That if you keep going this way You pass the point of no return But what’s your sign? Ohhhh what’s your sign? Yeah tell me your sign! I said you must be a Scorpio You’re passionate and intense Or maybe you’re Aquarius So unique with intelligence I could also see a Libra The way you exude such charm But you could be Capricorn With romance you like to disarm She said no and I begged her Please just give me a clue I wanna know your sign, dear What more must I do? And this was her reply I’m slippery, when wet and Dangerous curves ahead This is a one way street Watch out this end is dead Buddy I’m warning you So STOP or you’ll soon learn That if you keep going this way You pass the point of no return But what’s your sign? Ohhhh what’s your sign? Yeah tell me your sign! I said I know, Sagittarius You’re spontaneous, it’s true Unlikely you’re a Virgo Cuz you’d tell me what to do Your warnings ring of Cancer Nurturing is a pretty good fit Tho a Pisces has imagination Matches you quite a bit So she pushed me into my seat And leaned in so closely She whispered softly in my ear Then you gotta listen to me This is what she said… I’m slippery, when wet and Dangerous curves ahead This is a one way street Watch out this end is dead Buddy I’m warning you So STOP or you’ll soon learn That if you keep going this way You pass the point of no return Too late for me I didn’t learn I’m happy I passed The point of no return! I see the sign!