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Clint Hartwood · Gamma Rays · Track 05

Karen Hunt

A satirical country/western song about hunting the true urban menace plaguing our world today – Karens. Clint Hartwood tackles the idea of hunting them down to put them out of our misery, with wit and style.

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Lyrics

My oh my would ya look at that
Just spotted a Karen in the wild
She’s checking out at Wally World
Acting like a spoiled child
It’s times like these I truly wish
For a new sport to legalize
That we could all hunt Karens
A public service to euthanize
If only it were legal
We’d all go on a Karen hunt
'Cause everywhere you go
There's another stupid cunt
Asking to see the manager
Hafta admit you see the appeal
Of hunting down some Karens
Dear God I wish it were real
You can spot a Karen real fast
With their dumb haircut in a bob
Just like my bitchy ass neighbor
When she speaks it makes my head throb
She’s always finding some reason
To start a completely pointless fight
Uses the Homeowner’s Association
Like a weapon… what gives her the right?
If only it were legal
We’d all go on a Karen hunt
'Cause everywhere you go
There's another stupid cunt
Asking to see the manager
Hafta admit you see the appeal
Of hunting down some Karens
Dear God I wish it were real
I just saw a couple in The General
And a bunch of 'em outside Starbucks
Damn there’s just no end to them
We gotta stop these stupid fucks
They seem to be a’multiplying
Lord won’t someone give me the word
Cuz I’d be the best hunter around
At thinning this annoying herd
If only it were legal
We’d all go on a Karen hunt
'Cause everywhere you go
There's another stupid cunt
Asking to see the manager
Hafta admit you see the appeal
Of hunting down some Karens
Dear God I wish it were real
Yes we would all go on a Karen hunt
And the world would be a better place
Just thinking about no Karens in it
Brings a smile to the human race!
If only it were legal
We’d all go on a Karen hunt
'Cause everywhere you go
There's another stupid cunt
Asking to see the manager
Hafta admit you see the appeal
Of hunting down some Karens
Dear God I wish it were real
Please God… won’t you make it real!

Behind the Music

Composer’s Thoughts

This isn’t that deep. We all hate Karens. I admit nothing gets my blood boiling more than watching Karen videos on TikTok. And yet there’s nothing more satisfying than watching a Karen get their comeuppance. This is a VERY fictional and satirical look at the ultimate expression of that thought.

Clint’s Thoughts

Ho boy could you imagine how rare Karens would be if the message of this song were real? Obviously, we’re not advocating for violence. It’s all just in good fun and a tongue-in-cheek gimmick song. But you get yer bottom dollar, we’d see those entitled women disappear in an instant if there were better consequences for their bad actions. S’all I’m sayin’. Oh, and homeowners’ associations can suck it too.