Lyrics
Mm-hmm ya ya ya Pouring lemon juice on a paper-cut Your new boss is someone you despise Car breaks down after your warranty ends Finding out your promotion was all lies There are so many things in this world That always seem to make us wanna curse But there’s one thing in life I can count on I can always think of one thing worse… You are the worst Oh my Lord, it’s true You are the worst In everything you do You are the worst In every possible way You are the worst In everything you say You are the worst Even if the sky itself fell You would be the worst You make my life hell Mm-hmm ya ya ya I’d rather be stung by a thousand bees I could even eat a bowl full of glass Walk barefoot over a bed of hot coals Or even getting ten shots a day in the ass None of these things or anything else Compares to how you make me feel You’re the only person that I truly hate So if you ask me about your appeal You are the worst Oh my Lord, it’s true You are the worst In everything you do You are the worst In every possible way You are the worst In everything you say You are the worst Even if the sky itself fell You would be the worst You make my life hell Mm-hmm ya ya ya So when I’m hit in the crotch with a bat And every time I stub my toe at night Or when I’m in a long line at the DMV Even all those times I’ve missed my flight Every time anything bad happens to me I will always manage to make it through Because ever since I escaped your grip Nothing compares to me surviving you Because You are the worst Oh my Lord, it’s true You are the worst In everything you do You are the worst In every possible way You are the worst In everything you say You are the worst Even if the sky itself fell You would be the worst You made my life hell Mm-hmm ya ya ya You are the worst Yes you’re the worst There’s no doubt You are the worst Mm-hmm ya ya ya