Lyrics
My oh my would ya look at that Just spotted a Karen in the wild She’s checking out at Wally World Acting like a spoiled child It’s times like these I truly wish For a new sport to legalize That we could all hunt Karens A public service to euthanize If only it were legal We’d all go on a Karen hunt 'Cause everywhere you go There's another stupid cunt Asking to see the manager Hafta admit you see the appeal Of hunting down some Karens Dear God I wish it were real You can spot a Karen real fast With their dumb haircut in a bob Just like my bitchy ass neighbor When she speaks it makes my head throb She’s always finding some reason To start a completely pointless fight Uses the Homeowner’s Association Like a weapon… what gives her the right? If only it were legal We’d all go on a Karen hunt 'Cause everywhere you go There's another stupid cunt Asking to see the manager Hafta admit you see the appeal Of hunting down some Karens Dear God I wish it were real I just saw a couple in The General And a bunch of 'em outside Starbucks Damn there’s just no end to them We gotta stop these stupid fucks They seem to be a’multiplying Lord won’t someone give me the word Cuz I’d be the best hunter around At thinning this annoying herd If only it were legal We’d all go on a Karen hunt 'Cause everywhere you go There's another stupid cunt Asking to see the manager Hafta admit you see the appeal Of hunting down some Karens Dear God I wish it were real Yes we would all go on a Karen hunt And the world would be a better place Just thinking about no Karens in it Brings a smile to the human race! If only it were legal We’d all go on a Karen hunt 'Cause everywhere you go There's another stupid cunt Asking to see the manager Hafta admit you see the appeal Of hunting down some Karens Dear God I wish it were real Please God… won’t you make it real!