Lyrics
In my 20s I drink Bacardi And stay up all night I love to party. The world’s my oyster My life’s ahead of me I’m no boaster Just wait and see There’s no stopping me! Because life goes on and on Whether you want it to Well there’s no going back Nothing else we can do There's no rhyme or reason why But as the saying goes Life sucks And then you die Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh In my 30s things are gettin’ serious No time for acting delirious It’s time to get a house and a man I think things through and have a plan My knees have started to creak My metabolisms getting weak I go to bed early no time to play I work all day for little pay Because life goes on and on Whether you want it to Well there’s no going back Nothing else we can do There's no rhyme or reason why But as the saying goes Life sucks And then you die Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh In my forties things change Half my hopes went down the drain But some parts are not so bad Had a kid but then I lost his dad. Alone now, I put dating on hold. Son grew up but now I feel old. But I decide to date despite my flaws Whoops lookout, here comes menopause! Because life goes on and on Whether you want it to Well there’s no going back Nothing else we can do There's no rhyme or reason why But as the saying goes Life sucks And then you die Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Fifties comes and goes With aches and pains in my bones Sixties I feel I hit my stride When I’m able to leave the bedside Seventies I figure what’s the use? I’m cranky as hell and dish out abuse! Now eighties just wait and see… Won’t someone please kill me! Because life goes on and on Whether you want it to Well there’s no going back Nothing else we can do There's no rhyme or reason why But as the saying goes Life sucks And then you die Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Life is short so don’t waste time Take those chances, find a mountain you can climb. We only get one life Let’s make the most of it. Or you might end up A grumpy ol’ pile o’ shit! Because life goes on and on Whether you want it to Well there’s no going back Nothing else we can do There's no rhyme or reason why But no matter what they say Life doesn’t have to suck Before you die Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh That’s right life doesn’t have to suck before you die Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh